October 2011
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Elevator Beef
Man 1: Man, I hate you! You get to go home and I have to go to the gym, which is not what I feel like doing after work!
Man 2: That's why I go in the morning, buddy! Plus, it's nuts that you get home at 11pm. And then you have dinner at 12! That's ridiculous, man.
Man 1: Yeah, but that's why I can't go in the morning! I'm at the gym at night so late that I can't get up and go that early! I'm just in a cycle.
Man 2: You're nuts, bro. You shouldn't eat dinner so late.
Man 1: Stop giving me shit.
Man 2 (turns to me): Would you tell him it's better to go to the gym in the morning? What time do you go to the gym?
Me: Uh, hmm. I...uh. I try and go in the morning but sometimes I go after work.
Man 2: What time do you go in the morning?
Me: I get up at 6:30 AM.
Man 2: I get up at 4 AM.
Me: Cool!
Man 2: Would you tell him he should go to the gym in the morning?
Me (to Man 1): You should go to the gym in the morning. It's better for your metabolism.
Man 2 (to Man 1): Yeah, maybe you wouldn't be so fat, fucker.
Man 1 (to Man 2): Woah, woah, woah. Ugh, I fuckin' hate SoHo.
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